Crystallization TV

Roger tries to force Hayley into graduating from community college so he can move into her room. Meanwhile, Klaus repairs Francine’s car and turns the garage into a mechanic's shop.
S01E001
Pilot

CIA agent Stan Smith helps his geeky son, Steve Smith, get the attention of a cheerleader by rigging the student ...

S01E002
Threat Levels

After a deadly virus scare, Francine wishes to do more with her life and becomes a realtor, making Stan feel ...

S01E003
Stan Knows Best

Hayley moves out of the house – and into her boyfriend's van – after having enough of Stan's harsh rules. ...

S01E004
Francine's Flashback

After forgetting their anniversary, Stan arranges to have the last 20 hours of Francine's memory erased, but a bungling technician ...

S01E005
Roger Codger

When Roger slips into a coma after being excoriated by Stan, the Smiths think he is dead and dispose of ...

S01E006
Homeland Insecurity

Stan learns his new neighbors are Iranian and immediately suspects that they are terrorists. Meanwhile, Roger tries to discover any ...

S01E007
Deacon Stan, Jesus Man

Stan, wanting to beat his rival at something, volunteers to become a replacement deacon against him after the previous deacon ...

S02E008
Bullocks to Stan

Stan finds Deputy Director Bullock, his supervisor, starting a relationship with Hayley. However, he cannot risk saying or doing anything ...

S02E009
A Smith in the Hand

Upon finding out that Steve's school is giving a sex education class, Stan volunteers to teach a more wholesome and ...

S02E010
All About Steve

Stan discovers and is ashamed of Steve's geekiness and disowns him, but the stress of this causes damage to Stan's ...

S02E011
Con Heir

After his father's death, Stan reveals to his family that the man they called Grandpa was not their grandfather. Meanwhile, ...

S02E012
Stan of Arabia: Part 1

After doing a terrible job standing in for Jay Leno at Bullock's anniversary roast, Stan is reassigned to Saudi Arabia. ...

S02E013
Stan of Arabia: Part 2

Stan has renounced his American citizenship to live in Saudi Arabia, though his family finds themselves in their own awkward ...

S02E014
Stannie Get Your Gun

Stan and Hayley attempt to bond, but things are difficult due to Stan's obsession with guns and Hayley's stance against ...

S02E015
Star Trek

A drowned Steve tells the story of how he became famous for writing a story about Roger the alien, and ...

S02E016
Not Particularly Desperate Housewife

Francine pretends to be having an extra-marital affair in order to join an exclusive women's club called The Ladybugs, where ...

S02E017
Rough Trade

Stan and Roger experience life in each other's shoes after Stan is arrested for a DUI and is put on ...

S02E018
Finances with Wolves

Stan gets a hefty bonus at work and uses all it on himself, while Francine uses a part of the ...

S02E019
It's Good to Be the Queen

Stan seeks revenge for being the focus of a prank during his high school years by showing off that he ...

S02E020
Roger 'n' Me

Stan and Roger become best friends in Atlantic City, taking their friendship to a whole new, unexpected level, when Roger ...

S02E021
Helping Handis

After being embarrassed by Hayley's student film about her life as a housewife, Francine decides to become a back-alley surgeon ...

S02E022
With Friends Like Steve's

After Steve shows a lack of interest in Stan's job, Stan replaces him with Barry, Steve's obese friend, who is ...

S02E023
Tears of a Clooney

Haunted by resentment towards George Clooney (who Francine blames for her failure to become an actress), Francine resolves to win ...

S03E024
Camp Refoogee

Stan tries to get Steve to attend summer camp; the only one available that he can find, however, turns out ...

S03E025
The American Dad After School Special

Stan freaks out when he discovers that Steve's new girlfriend (a Goth named Debbie) is fat, but when Hayley, Klaus, ...

S03E026
Failure Is Not a Factory-Installed Option

Stan loses his confidence when a car salesman gets the best of him in a negotiation, and plots his revenge. ...

S03E027
Lincoln Lover

Stan gets passed up to speak at the Republican National Convention and is desperate to speak at anything Republican. When ...

S03E028
Dungeons and Wagons

After discovering Francine is looking for some excitement in their marriage, Stan gets in the driver's seat and becomes involved ...

S03E029
Iced, Iced Babies

After Steve begins taking his relationship with his girlfriend to a new level, Francine develops empty nest syndrome and tries ...

S03E030
Of Ice and Men

In the distant future, a human-again Klaus tells his grandson the story of how Francine reignited Stan's youthful passion for ...

S03E031
Irregarding Steve

When Roger helps Steve see how stupid Stan is, they run away to New York to become successful. But Roger ...

S03E032
The Best Christmas Story Never Told

With Stan's Christmas spirit at an all-time low (thanks to special interest groups trying to make the holiday season more ...

S03E033
Bush Comes to Dinner

President George W. Bush comes over to the Smiths' house for dinner after Stan wins an essay-writing contest, prompting Hayley ...

S03E034
American Dream Factory

Stan turns entrepreneur and opens a teddy-bear factory when he feels he is slowing down at work. But when he ...

S03E035
A.T. The Abusive Terrestrial

After Roger comes to believe that he and Steve have grown apart, Roger befriends a lonely little boy who turns ...

S03E036
Black Mystery Month

While researching a paper about George Washington Carver in celebration of Black History Month, Steve uncovers a conspiracy that's been ...

S03E037
An Apocalypse to Remember

A misunderstanding at the CIA leads Stan to believe that the world is coming to an end, and takes his ...

S03E038
Four Little Words

Stan goes to great lengths to never, ever end up in a situation ending with Francine telling him, "I told ...

S03E039
When a Stan Loves a Woman

Stan feels his marriage is on shaky ground after discovering Francine's secret sex garden (Francine planted one rose bush for ...

S03E040
I Can't Stan You

Stan brings some special CIA equipment home to eavesdrop on neighbors, discovering what they really think about him. To get ...

S03E041
The Magnificent Steven

While on trial, Stan recounts the time he led his son and his friends on a cattle drive (with cattle ...

S03E042
Joint Custody

Roger and Stan become bounty hunters after discovering that Jeff is wanted in Florida for smuggling marijuana. Meanwhile, Steve believes ...

S04E043
The Vacation Goo

When Francine discovers that all of their family vacations have been virtual reality simulations created by the CIA so that ...

S04E044
Meter Made

During an attempt to gain respect and be a "somebody", Stan finds himself becoming a meter maid after assaulting one, ...

S04E045
Dope & Faith

When Stan realizes he has no friends, he prays to God for one -- only to find that his new ...

S04E046
Big Trouble in Little Langley

When Francine's foster parents become a nuisance, Stan sets out to find Francine's biological parents, whom he loves more... until ...

S04E047
Haylias

When Hayley wakes up from a nightmare involving herself being brainwashed at school as a child, she decides to move ...

S04E048
The 47-Year-Old Virgin

At a poker game with Ray and Larry (guest voices Victor Raider-Wexler and Don Lake), Stan reveals that he is ...

S04E049
Surro-Gate

Francine decides to be a surrogate, against Stan's wishes, for her gay neighbors Terry and Greg, but Stan kidnaps the ...

S04E050
The Most Adequate Christmas Ever

Stan dies during his quest to find the perfect Christmas tree and arrives in Limbo where he learns his family's ...

S04E051
Frannie 911

Francine tries to show Roger that Stan still loves him by faking his kidnapping. But when Roger acts up (and ...

S04E052
Tearjerker

In this James Bond parody, Stan plays a 007-type secret agent sent to stop the diabolical Tearjerker (played by Roger) ...

S04E053
Oedipal Panties

Feeling threatened by Stan's mother, to whom Stan is once again giving support with her failing relationships, Francine seeks to ...

S04E054
Widowmaker

Francine pushes Stan to open up to her emotionally but, after a few psychiatrist sessions with Roger, he is more ...

S04E055
Red October Sky

Stan is assigned to track down a former KGB agent, eventually discovering that the man is his new next-door neighbor ...

S04E056
Office Spaceman

When the CIA initiates an Alien Task Force, a peculiar twist of fate puts Roger in charge of the task ...

S04E057
Stanny Slickers II: The Legend of Ollie's Gold

After officially dying and coming back to life, Stan decides to leave a legacy on the world and begins to ...

S04E058
Spring Breakup

Stan has a spring break-induced mid-life crisis. With Francine away visiting her parents, Roger (as "Scotch Bingington") invites Spring Breakers ...

S05E059
1600 Candles

Roger becomes excited when he turns 1600, and he spies on his family as they prepare to throw a birthday ...

S05E060
The One That Got Away

The Smith family schedule an intervention to tackle down Roger's rampant alcoholism. When Roger arrives drunk at the house, they ...

S05E061
One Little Word

Stan becomes envious that he does not get any special treatment after seeing a coworker dine with his boss, Avery ...

S05E062
Choosy Wives Choose Smith

Stan announces to Francine that he has become a registered pilot, much to her dismay. Francine reveals to Stan that ...

S05E063
Escape from Pearl Bailey

Steve gets back together with his ex-girlfriend Debbie, much to the jealousy of his friends. His rival, Lisa Silver, organizes ...

S05E064
Pulling Double Booty

Hayley goes on a rampage shortly after Jeff breaks up with her. Francine and Stan try to help their daughter ...

S05E065
Phantom of the Telethon

Stan learns that the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) can no longer afford torture devices as the Democrats are shifting money ...

S05E066
Chimdale

When Steve suffers indignities in school because of his scoliosis (and the corrective brace he has to wear for six ...

S05E067
Stan Time

Feeling exhausted all the time, Stan begins taking pills that allow him to stay up all night and feel like ...

S05E068
Family Affair

Roger has been making excuses about prior commitments, prompting the Smiths to realize that he has been "cheating" on them ...

S05E069
Live and Let Fry

When Langley Falls implements a ban on trans fats, Stan finds himself legally separated from his favorite foods. He sets ...

S05E070
Roy Rogers McFreely

Roger is mad at Stan, so he wrests control of the Langley Falls Homeowners Association from him, then abuses his ...

S05E071
Jack's Back

Steve signs Stan up for a father-son bike tournament, but the plan veers off-track when Stan admits that his father ...

S05E072
Bar Mitzvah Hustle

Steve and the gang sabotage a stuck-up kid's bar mitzvah, after he hits on Steve's girlfriend, Debbie. But when Snot ...

S05E073
Wife Insurance

When Stan gets kidnapped in Colombia, Francine fears he is gone for good. Stan finally reappears unharmed, but the real ...

S05E074
Delorean Story-an

Stan is excited about finally building his dream car: a DeLorean. Francine encourages him to include Steve, so the two ...

S05E075
Every Which Way But Lose

Steve joins a junior football team to make Stan proud. However, when a hyper-competitive Stan assumes the position of head ...

S05E076
Weiner of Our Discontent

Stan has had enough of Roger's antics! When he calls Roger out, Roger claims he has been sent to Earth ...

S05E077
Daddy Queerest

Neighbors Terry and Greg are nervous when Terry's father, football great Tank Bates, announces that he will be coming to ...

S05E078
Stan's Night Out

Stan leaves Francine at home to go out with the boys, but guys' night out goes from wild to reckless ...

S06E079
In Country...Club

Stan teaches Steve that the only way he can truly appreciate the national anthem is by participating in a war ...

S06E080
Moon Over Isla Island

In order to get a promotion at work, Stan has to convince the dictator of Isla Island to sign a ...

S06E081
Home Adrone

Steve is left home alone when the family takes a trip to look at a potential college for Hayley. When ...

S06E082
Brains, Brains and Automobiles

Stan tries to sabotage Francine's plans to make Roger self-sufficient so Francine will not leave Stan for being boring. Meanwhile, ...

S06E083
Man in the Moonbounce

Steve must become the "man of the house" when Stan relives his childhood after an emotional breakdown on a moonbounce ...

S06E084
Shallow Vows

When Stan lets it slip that he only married Francine for her looks days before they renew their wedding vows, ...

S06E085
My Morning Straitjacket

Stan becomes obsessed with Hayley's favorite band, My Morning Jacket after trying to ban her from listening to their music. ...

S06E086
G-String Circus

Stan opens up a dry-cleaning shop with 20-year-old strippers as the workers to prove Hayley should take his advice, but ...

S06E087
Rapture's Delight

Stan is upset when he cannot find his family a good seat for a Christmas Day church service, but that ...

S06E088
Don't Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth

When Stan gets told by Francine to get rid of his gas-guzzling SUV, he switch bodies with a horse to ...

S06E089
A Jones for a Smith

Stan gives Francine a hard time when she is sentenced to work in a soup kitchen following a drunk driving ...

S06E090
May the Best Stan Win

For Valentine's Day, Stan gives Francine "love coupons," but refuses to honor them, prompting a cyborg version of Stan from ...

S06E091
The Return of the Bling

Roger reveals that he played on the gold-medal-winning Miracle on Ice 1980 U.S. Olympic hockey team as a steroid-abuser. Stan ...

S06E092
Cops and Roger

Roger joins the police force after he and Francine are mugged, but he turns into a dirty cop, and Hayley ...

S06E093
Merlot Down Dirty Shame

Roger winds up kissing Francine when the two go wine-tasting, leading Francine having to tell Stan so it's not bad ...

S06E094
Bully for Steve

Stan bullies Steve to try to toughen him up while Roger studies crime scene photography. ...

S06E095
An Incident at Owl Creek

In preparation for a neighborhood party, Stan tells his family to get in shape, but an accident in the pool ...

S06E096
Great Space Roaster

It is Roger's birthday, and he begs to be roasted, but Roger takes the cruel jokes to heart and goes ...

S07E097
100 A.D. (Part 1)

Jeff continues to try to get Hayley back until Stan and Francine confront him and tell him to leave her ...

S07E098
Son of Stan (Part 2)

Following Hayley's wedding, Francine and Stan have a clash over how to raise Steve. Francine wishes to be more lenient, ...

S07E099
Best Little Horror House in Langley Falls

After years of hosting the scariest haunted house in the neighborhood, Stan finds himself outdone by a former design and ...

S07E100
Stan's Food Restaurant

Roger offers to help Stan live out his dream of opening a restaurant until their difference in vision for what ...

S07E101
White Rice

After a fight between Stan and Francine breaks out, Stan suggests they go and see a counselor named Sal (Jason ...

S07E102
There Will Be Bad Blood

The Smiths prepare for the arrival of Stan's half-brother, Rusty's (Lou Diamond Phillips) family for Thanksgiving. However, it gets subdued ...

S07E103
The People vs. Martin Sugar

Stan Smith anxiously awaits his annual jury summons. But when Roger is the defendant in the trial where Stan is ...

S07E104
For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls

Stan gives Steve a gun for Christmas, even though Francine warns him that Steve is too young. After Steve accidentally ...

S07E105
Fart-Break Hotel

After Roger releases lethal gas into the Smith residence thanks to Francine feeding him okra, the family moves into a ...

S07E106
Stanny Boy and Frantastic

Finding that they have no friends that like the both of them, Stan and Francine steal tickets to a show ...

S07E107
A Piñata Named Desire

Roger asks Stan to attend an acting class, but tempers flare when they audition for the same role, which Hayley ...

S07E108
You Debt Your Life

Roger moves out of the house after realizing that Stan only kept him as part of a "life debt" deal, ...

S07E109
I Am the Walrus

Steve challenges Stan for dominance, with Stan winning as he does the one thing Steve will never have. Meanwhile, Jeff ...

S07E110
School Lies

Stan arranges a plan to get a raise through a favor of U.S Senator Buckingham (Burt Reynolds). The first part ...

S07E111
License to Till

Roger and Klaus make a bet about whether Roger can make Steve cool--which is Steve's own wish. While he dreams ...

S07E112
Jenny Fromdabloc

Steve tries to cheer up Snot after Hayley rejects him -- so he convinces Roger to dress up in his ...

S07E113
Home Wrecker

Stan and Francine divide the house after arguing over how it should be decorated. Meanwhile, Principal Lewis accidentally discovers that ...

S07E114
Flirting with Disaster

Francine begins working at the CIA office with Stan, which makes Stan uncomfortable. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger build birdhouses for ...

S07E115
Gorillas in the Mist

Steve and Stan begin acting more like friends than father and son, which turns to disaster when Steve ends up ...

S08E116
Hot Water

Cee-Lo Green narrates this twisted tale of Stan buying a hot tub to relieve his daily stress, only to get ...

S08E117
Hurricane!

Stan tries to protect his family from a hurricane that's hitting Langley Falls, but every increasingly poor decision Stan makes ...

S08E118
A Ward Show

Roger becomes Steve's legal guardian, but gets overzealous in the parenting department with one part of it getting Principal Lewis ...

S08E119
The Worst Stan

When Stan realizes that he might never fulfill his dream of becoming a best man, he convinces his last single ...

S08E120
Virtual In-Stanity

After discovering that he has never been there for Steve while growing up, Stan decides to use the CIA's avatar ...

S08E121
The Scarlett Getter

When Stan runs into his former crush from CIA boot camp, his affection for her resurfaces, which drives Francine into ...

S08E122
Season's Beatings

In this year's Christmas episode, Stan finds himself excommunicated from Christianity after news hits that he beat up Jesus (or ...

S08E123
The Unbrave One

After being branded a coward by Stan for not helping him during a movie theater fight, Steve takes Roger's advice ...

S08E124
Stanny Tendergrass

Stan puts Steve to work at the Harvercamp country club as a groundskeeper to show him the true meaning of ...

S08E125
Wheels & the Legman and the Case of Grandpa's Key

Stan joins Roger and Steve's fictional detective agency, but he ruins the fun by being extremely incompetent at his "job". ...

S08E126
Old Stan in the Mountain

While waiting in line behind an old man to get hiking equipment for a trip with Steve and Hayley up ...

S08E127
The Wrestler

When Barry threatens Stan's old high school wrestling record, Stan enlists Roger to beat Barry and defend his small claim ...

S08E128
Dr. Klaustus

Roger acts as the Smiths' family therapist Dr. Penguin (first seen on "Man on the Moonbounce" as a prison therapist), ...

S08E129
Stan's Best Friend

Despite Stan's objections, Francine buys Steve the dog he has always wanted (despite that the family has already adopted two ...

S08E130
Less Money, Mo' Problems

After losing patience with Hayley and Jeff for their freeloading ways, Stan bets the young couple that he and Francine ...

S08E131
The Kidney Stays in the Picture

When Hayley is put in the hospital for kidney failure (caused when Francine's old college friend comes to town and ...

S08E132
Ricky Spanish

While going through his costumes in the closet, Roger finds the costume of the worst persona he's ever done: Ricky ...

S08E133
Toy Whorey

Tired of his son acting childish by playing with toys and using his imagination, Stan takes Steve to Mexico to ...

S09E134
Love, AD Style

Roger develops a crush on Hayley after he recruits her as the main entertainer in his new crooner's bar, and ...

S09E135
Killer Vacation

The Smith family's tropical vacation turns out to be anything but relaxing when Stan is assigned a mission to kill ...

S09E136
Can I Be Frank with You

Francine fears that she and Stan are growing apart because he spends so much time hanging out with his buddies ...

S09E137
American Stepdad

Stan invites his mother to come live with the family after Stan’s stepfather, Hercules, dies, and tensions rise when Roger ...

S09E138
Why Can't We Be Friends?

Stan decides that Snot is not cool enough to be Steve's friend, so he attempts to separate them by staging ...

S09E139
Adventures in Hayleysitting

To prove she's responsible, Hayley offers to babysit Steve after the regular babysitter ends up in the hospital with a ...

S09E140
National Treasure 4: Baby Franny: She's Doing Well: The Hole Story

When Greg and Terry's new talk show does a story on the 35th anniversary of the rescue of "Baby Franny," ...

S09E141
Finger Lenting Good

Francine encourages the family to give up their various vices for Lent (Stan's yelling, Steve's crying, Hayley's junk food snacking, ...

S09E142
The Adventures of Twill Ongenbone and His Boy Jabari

Francine tries to teach Roger the value of hard work after his character "Twill Ongenbone" fakes a degree in archaeology. ...

S09E143
Blood Crieth Unto Heaven

In this parody of the Pulitzer Prize-winning stage play August: Osage County, Francine throws a birthday party for Stan, which ...

S09E144
Max Jets

A waitress gets her claws on Roger's philanthropic character Max Jets, who's just gotten out of prison and is helping ...

S09E145
Naked to the Limit, One More Time

Roger tries to convince Jeff that he's his imaginary friend so Roger can go naked in the house, but when ...

S09E146
For Black Eyes Only

In this follow-up to season four's James Bond parody "Tearjerker," Sexpun T'Come (Francine) is shot and killed by Black Villain ...

S09E147
Spelling Bee My Baby

Francine trains Steve for the school's spelling bee in order to give her son an edge over the other kids ...

S09E148
The Missing Kink

Francine wants Stan to be more sexually adventurous, but, after a lavish musical number by Roger, Stan becomes a sex ...

S09E149
The Boring Identity

After the CIA discovers that Osama bin Laden is still alive and working at Doug and Buster's (a Dave and ...

S09E150
The Full Cognitive Redaction of Avery Bullock by the Coward Stan Smith

CIA Internal Affairs tells Stan that Deputy Director Bullock is showing early signs of dementia and must have his memory ...

S09E151
Lost in Space

Months after the events on "Naked to the Limit, One More Time," Jeff—still on a spaceship owned by Roger's race ...

S09E152
Da Flippity Flop

Klaus finds his human body and begs Stan to return him into it, but when the body turns out to ...

S10E153
Steve & Snot's Test-Tubular Adventure

After failing to get dates for the high school prom, Steve and Snot try using the CIA's cloning machine to ...

S10E154
Poltergasm

In a spoof of the movie Poltergeist, the Smith home is haunted by Francine's unsatisfied sexual drive every time she ...

S10E155
Buck, Wild

In order to prove his manhood, Steve accompanies Stan and his CIA buddies on their hunting trip, while Roger and ...

S10E156
Crotchwalkers

Just to show Steve she is still a "cool" mom, Francine teaches him various shoplifting techniques at the local mall ...

S10E157
Kung Pao Turkey

Stan's plans for watching football on Thanksgiving in his underwear are ruined by Francine inviting her adoptive parents over for ...

S10E158
Independent Movie

Steve and his friends embark on an epic cross-country road trip to the funeral of Snot's father so that Snot ...

S10E159
Faking Bad

In this parody of Breaking Bad, Hayley tries to fit in with her old high school friends and discovers Steve's ...

S10E160
Minstrel Krampus

A notorious Christmas demon known as Minstrel Krampus kidnaps a bratty Steve, so Stan and Roger must travel to the ...

S10E161
Vision: Impossible

A car accident gives Roger the power to foresee the future, causing the Smiths to pester him with questions of ...

S10E162
Familyland

At Francine's insistence, the Smiths go on vacation at a Disneyland-esque theme park called Familyland. Unfortunately, the visit turns disastrous ...

S10E163
Cock of the Sleepwalk

After Stan completes his 100th kill, he accidentally releases a benevolent persona of himself while sleeping, and this new incarnation ...

S10E164
Introducing the Naughty Stewardesses

In a parody of Face/Off, Roger switches faces with Steve to help him win over the hot girl at school, ...

S10E165
I Ain't No Holodeck Boy

Against Francine's wishes, Stan takes Steve and his friends into the woods for some outdoor playtime, where they wind up ...

S10E166
Stan Goes on the Pill

Unable to listen to Francine's constant chatting, Stan takes an experimental estrogen pill which allows him to be able to ...

S10E167
Honey, I'm Homeland

Stan infiltrates an Occupy Wall Street protest and ends up being kidnapped and brainwashed. Meanwhile, Roger buys thousands of candles ...

S10E168
She Swill Survive

Stan fears that Hayley has no life skills, so he forces her to take a job as a bartender in ...

S10E169
Rubberneckers

In this partial musical episode, Stan's newfound talent of checking out women on the sly leads to an auto accident, ...

S10E170
Permanent Record Wrecker

CIA budget cuts leave Stan out in the cold, and since his company work record is classified, his only employment ...

S10E171
News Glance with Genevieve Vavance

Hayley starts an internship at a local news station under Genevieve Vavance, a Nancy Grace-type reporter who turns out to ...

S10E172
The Longest Distance Relationship

Hayley is still heartbroken and trying to get over Jeff's abduction, and meets a millionaire named Matt, who helps her ...

S11E173
Roger Passes the Bar

When the stress of running an attic bar gives Roger a heart attack, he decides to sell it, but the ...

S11E174
A Boy Named Michael

Roger moves in with Greg and Terry as their adopted Russian son "Michael" after growing tired of the Smiths not ...

S11E175
Blagsnarst, a Love Story

A furry pink female alien (Kim Kardashian) is discovered in the woods by Francine and Roger, who begins a relationship ...

S12E176
Blonde Ambition

Hayley goes blonde so she can be taken more seriously in her activist endeavors. Meanwhile, Stan and Steve's search for ...

S12E177
CIAPOW

Stan sets out to prove that man is better than machine when a military drone takes his job and he ...

S12E178
Scents and Sensei-bility

Snot and Steve enroll in a karate class after getting fed up of being bullied, but when Snot later gets ...

S12E179
Big Stan on Campus

When the CIA lets Stan go due to budget cuts, Stan takes a job as a college security guard at ...

S12E180
Now and Gwen

Hayley suspects that Gwen, Francine's sister, is up to no good when she comes to town. Meanwhile, Roger tries to ...

S12E181
Dreaming of a White Porsche Christmas

In a parody of It's a Wonderful Life, Stan wishes to have Principal Lewis' swinging bachelor life, but soon regrets ...

S12E182
LGBSteve

Steve has a gender identity crisis when Hayley convinces him to join an all-girls roller derby team with her and ...

S12E183
Morning Mimosa

Steve becomes a star chef after Francine refuses to cook for him and demonstrates his skills on a morning talk ...

S12E184
My Affair Lady

Hayley considers having an affair with a married man when she gets a new job from the help of Roger, ...

S12E185
A Star Is Reborn

Stan and Francine win a trip to Los Angeles, and Stan, disappointed that Hollywood isn't as glamorous as it used ...

S12E186
Manhattan Magical Murder Mystery Tour

The Smiths head to the Big Apple when Francine is nominated for an award for her housewife novella. Meanwhile, Stan ...

S12E187
The Shrink

After witnessing a newlywed couple die in a taxi cab crash, Stan sees the CIA's psychologist over his survival guilt ...

S12E188
Holy Shit, Jeff's Back!

Jeff makes his return from space after being abducted, but Hayley and Roger suspect that Jeff isn't who he seems ...

S12E189
American Fung

In this episode that has been bought by a Chinese billionaire (and has been re-edited to reflect this), Stan has ...

S12E190
Seizures Suit Stanny

Stan's lie about having a seizure, (when he was really texting and driving), takes a turn for the worse when ...

S13E191
Roots

Stan is in favor of a new football stadium being built in Langley Falls, until he learns its construction will ...

S13E192
The Life Aquatic with Steve Smith

Steve joins the water polo team, and finds that the only way he can become a star player is if ...

S13E193
Hayley Smith, Seal Team Six

In an effort to bring back a long-lost sense of joy and innocence, Roger's persona Dr. Penguin hypnotizes Hayley into ...

S13E194
N.S.A. (No Snoops Allowed)

Steve goes to work with Stan to help him troubleshoot his computer -- and ends up entangled with the NSA ...

S13E195
Stan Smith as Keanu Reeves as Stanny Utah in Point Breakers

Stan finds himself stressed out on his day-off from work, due to Steve's new friendship with a murderous derelict, Hayley ...

S13E196
Kiss Kiss Cam Cam

Stan begins to question his marriage with Francine when they have a terrible "Kiss Cam" experience. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger ...

S13E197
The Devil Wears a Lapel Pin

When Stan is chosen to put together the annual CIA pin-up calendar, he attempts to find an assistant. However, when ...

S13E198
Stan-Dan Deliver

Steve is sentenced to attend a class for delinquents and ghetto teenagers after Roger eats the chocolates Steve was supposed ...

S13E199
Anchorfran

Greg has been depressed over Terry leaving him to go on tour with the band 311, so Francine attempts to ...

S13E200
The Two Hundred

A tattooed Stan, along with Roger and Greg, set out to find the other Smiths when an unidentified entity known ...

S13E201
The Unincludeds

Steve and Snot set out to throw a party for the unpopular students, but when the party they throw changes ...

S13E202
The Dentist's Wife

Roger finds himself in an identity crisis after he becomes interested in a local dentist's wife named Meredith Fields. Meanwhile, ...

S13E203
Widow's Pique

When one of Stan's co-workers dies on assignment, Francine prepares herself for the possibility of becoming a widow should Stan ...

S13E204
The Nova Centauris-burgh Board of Tourism Presents: American Dad

When Francine becomes upset that she can't do anything she wants to, she joins Steve in his live-action role playing ...

S13E205
Daesong Heavy Industries

Part one of two. Stan's faith in God is shattered when he tries to teach Steve the Bible and Steve ...

S13E206
Daesong Heavy Industries II: Return to Innocence

Conclusion. The Smiths (and Jeff, but not Klaus, who was thrown off the boat at the end of the previous ...

S13E207
Criss-Cross Applesauce: The Ballad of Billy Jesusworth

When Stan wants to play a game of basketball with Roger, he ends up being rejected by him for being ...

S13E208
Mine Struggle

A power washer accident uncovers a salt deposit in the backyard, but while Stan and the rest of the family ...

S13E209
Garfield and Friends

When Stan drags Hayley to James A. Garfield's former house for a tour in celebration for Presidents' Day, Stan decides ...

S13E210
Gifted Me Liberty

Stan is forced to solve the mystery of who didn't bring a gift to the CIA's annual "Evil Santa" gift ...

S13E211
Next of Pin

Stan sets out to find an activity that he can share with Steve, but gets left out when Steve shows ...

S13E212
Standard Deviation

Stan must defeat Deputy Director Bullock in a DJ battle in order to get out of a suicide mission. Meanwhile, ...

S14E213
Father's Daze

After realizing his family forgot Father's Day, Stan confronts them, leading them to decide to celebrate it the next day. ...

S14E214
Fight and Flight

When Steve fails his history midterm, he asks Stan for help with his extra credit project, but Stan's helpfulness begins ...

S14E215
The Enlightenment of Ragi-Baba

Roger falls into a depression after his supermodel/party girl persona gets dropped by her agent on her 28th birthday, so ...

S14E216
Portrait of Francine's Genitals

When Stan discovers that an abstract painting of Francine's genitalia is displayed in a public museum, he enlists Roger to ...

S14E217
Bahama Mama

Stan is rattled about becoming a grandfather after Hayley and Jeff announce they want to have a baby, so he ...

S14E218
Roger's Baby

After Roger reveals that Hayley and Jeff can't have children because the only human body part Jeff has left is ...

S14E219
Ninety North, Zero West

The Smiths must rescue Steve after he is kidnapped and taken to the North Pole. There, Santa Claus is using ...

S14E220
Whole Slotta Love

Francine becomes less attracted to Stan when he gets involved with slot car racing. Things get worse when Francine thinks ...

S14E221
The Witches of Langley

Steve discovers a book of magic spells at a curio shop Roger owns, and he and his friends become Pearl ...

S14E222
A Nice Night for a Drive

After the veterinarian reveals that Klaus has a life-threatening illness that can only be cured through surgery (which Stan can't ...

S14E223
Casino Normale

Francine steals a thumb drive from the CIA and pretends to be a super villain to incite Stan to be ...

S14E224
Bazooka Steve

Steve becomes the town pariah after he convinces Johnny Concussion, the star quarterback of the Bazooka Sharks arena football team, ...

S14E225
Camp Campawanda

Steve is upset when Snot threatens their summer camp fun by becoming a counselor-in-training. Meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff become suspicious ...

S14E226
Julia Rogerts

Stan and Roger set out to recreate a rare wine Francine had stashed away and that Stan drank during a ...

S14E227
The Life and Times of Stan Smith

Stan becomes addicted to reliving his youth through near-death experiences after Roger uses his electric powers to shock him into ...

S14E228
The Bitchin' Race

The Smiths compete on the reality show The Bitchin' Race, but after Stan and Hayley ditch the less-motivated Steve and ...

S14E229
Family Plan

After attending Dr. Kalgary's wedding, Francine reconnects with her birth family (the same ones from "Big Trouble in Little Langley" ...

S14E230
The Long Bomb

In this send up of the original Die Hard movie, Stan and Hayley (who haven't been bonding lately) spend the ...

S14E231
Kloger

Roger and Klaus start having a secret affair after they accidentally end up on an online date together. Meanwhile, Steve ...

S14E232
Garbage Stan

Stan and Steve open up their own father-son garbage business after Stan inherits his father's old truck. Meanwhile, Roger finds ...

S14E233
The Talented Mr. Dingleberry

Roger poses as a ventriloquist dummy to help Steve win the school talent show, and begins killing the competition. Meanwhile, ...

S14E234
West to Mexico

In this Western-based story, Stan becomes a wanted man running from Roger the bounty hunter, and ends up in a ...

S15E235
Santa, Schmanta

In this loose sequel to "Ninety North, Zero West," Roger (upset that no one in the family will pay attention ...

S15E236
Paranoid Frandroid

Francine becomes hooked on conspiracy theories after discovering that her favorite morning show, Morning Mimosa, is an elaborate CIA ploy ...

S15E237
The Census of the Lambs

After Stan is chosen to be an enumerator for the Census, he ends up competing with Hayley over who can ...

S15E238
Shell Game

Steve and Roger stumble upon a secret society of rare bird egg hoarders. Meanwhile, Francine shakes up dinner when she ...

S15E239
The Mural of the Story

Stan tries to renovate Langley Falls' historical mural, but when he does an amateur job on it, he lets his ...

S15E240
(You Gotta) Strike for Your Right

When Hayley (who has a job as a sandwich delivery girl) notices the bad working conditions at the CIA, she ...

S15E241
Klaustastrophe.tv

Klaus sets up a video website, chronicling the epic fails of the Smith family. Meanwhile, Stan once again has to ...

S15E242
Death by Dinner Party

Francine's dinner party turns into a murder mystery when news hits of a man who kills people during dinner parties ...

S15E243
The Never-Ending Stories

In need of an outlet for his boring stories, Stan takes over as teacher for a fresh-faced batch of CIA ...

S15E244
Railroaded

When the mayor of Langley Falls rejects Stan's suggestion for a bullet train, Stan runs for mayor himself...and Roger ends ...

S15E245
My Purity Ball and Chain

Francine orders Stan to give Steve the sex talk, but Stan (who, despite being able to give Steve the sex ...

S15E246
OreTron Trail

When Steve introduces Roger to the original Macintosh version of the computer game The Oregon Trail, Roger freaks out over ...

S15E247
Mean Francine

When Francine is chosen to be Pearl Bailey High's newest guidance counselor (after the old one fell in love with ...

S15E248
One-Woman Swole

Sick of being made fun of for quitting all the hobbies she set out to do, Francine takes up bodybuilding ...

S15E249
Flavortown

Stan pushes Jeff (who is worried that he has no identity outside of being a lazy, pot-smoking hippie) into becoming ...

S15E250
Persona Assistant

In the 250th episode, Stan takes over for Roger's personas when Roger is laid up with a brain tumor, and ...

S15E251
The Legend of Old Ulysses

The Smiths go on a lake trip, where Stan and Steve square off against Snot and his new stepfather, Tuttle. ...

S15E252
Twinanigans

While watching online videos, Steve, Roger, and Klaus stumble upon an old commercial for Pizza Overlord featuring Steve (with Roger ...

S15E253
Top of the Steve

Steve and Roger run away from home and end up enrolled in an all-girls' school, where Steve's life begins to ...

S15E254
Funnyish Games

Stan creates a home security system after a neighborhood break-in has Francine nervous. Meanwhile, Steve takes a college course and ...

S15E255
Fleabiscuit

Jeff gets into dog-racing and leaves Hayley out in the cold...until she begins training Roger as a race dog. Meanwhile, ...

S15E256
The Future Is Borax

Stan and Francine go to a lovers' retreat after Barry (Steve's fat friend) sees their passive-aggressive sniping as a sign ...

S16E257
Fantasy Baseball

Steve joins the town's baseball team as an umpire, and his antics lead to Steve being hired to change baseball ...

S16E258
I Am the Jeans: The Gina Lavetti Story

Francine tries to be a better friend to Gina Lavetti, one of Roger's personas, when Lavetti begins making and marketing ...

S16E259
Stan & Francine & Connie & Ted

Steve introduces Stan and Francine to Barry's parents, and soon regrets it when he discovers that Barry's parents are swingers ...

S16E260
Rabbit Ears

On Big Trash Eve, Stan brings home an old television that airs a Playboy After Dark-esque talk show with a ...

S16E261
Jeff and the Dank Ass Weed Factory

In this stoner parody of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Jeff wins the chance to tour Tommie Tokes' (voiced by ...

S16E262
Lost Boys

Roger breaks up Steve's friendship with Snot, Barry, and Toshi after Steve refuses to be Roger's squash partner. Meanwhile, Hayley, ...

S16E263
Shark?!

Stan has Roger pretend to be a shark in order to make Steve overcome his fear of the ocean, turning ...

S16E264
The Long March

Scared at the prospect of her life becoming a grind after getting a promotion at Sub Hub, Hayley quits her ...

S16E265
The Hall Monitor and the Lunch Lady

When Klaus gets fired from his job serving lunch at Pearl Bailey High, Steve works with Detective Turlington and goes ...

S16E266
Wild Women Do

Stan recruits Jeff to take Francine out on the town and keep her from going wild. Meanwhile, Klaus abducts Steve ...

S16E267
An Irish Goodbye

While Stan, Jeff, Roger, and Rogu pretend to be frontiersmen, Hayley discovers that Francine deals with Stan's childish ways by ...

S16E268
Stompe Le Monde

When his uncle dies and leaves him with a large inheritance, Stan uses the money to buy the rights to ...

S16E269
Mom Sauce

Snot's mom gets rich selling homemade dipping sauce, which doesn't sit well with Steve when he finds out that Snot's ...

S16E270
Hamerican Dad!

Stan reluctantly lets Roger into his ham club -- and Roger ends up winning over the other members. Meanwhile, Francine ...

S16E271
Demolition Daddy

Thanks to Roger, Snot discovers that his long-deceased father was a demolition derby driver. Meanwhile, Hayley teaches Steve how to ...

S16E272
Pride Before the Fail

Roger tries to force Hayley into graduating from community college so he can move into her room. Meanwhile, Klaus repairs ...

S16E273
Enter Stanman

Roger helps Stan enter Francine's dream after Stan worries about her. ...

S16E274
No Weddings and a Funeral

Klaus gets thrown out of the house, then reunites with the family 15 years later. ...

S16E275
Eight Fires

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S16E276
The Hand That Rocks the Rogu

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S16E277
Downtown

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S16E278
Cheek to Cheek: A Stripper’s Story

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