Pilot
CIA agent Stan Smith helps his geeky son, Steve Smith, get the attention of a cheerleader by rigging the student ...
Threat Levels
After a deadly virus scare, Francine wishes to do more with her life and becomes a realtor, making Stan feel ...
Stan Knows Best
Hayley moves out of the house – and into her boyfriend's van – after having enough of Stan's harsh rules. ...
Francine's Flashback
After forgetting their anniversary, Stan arranges to have the last 20 hours of Francine's memory erased, but a bungling technician ...
Roger Codger
When Roger slips into a coma after being excoriated by Stan, the Smiths think he is dead and dispose of ...
Homeland Insecurity
Stan learns his new neighbors are Iranian and immediately suspects that they are terrorists. Meanwhile, Roger tries to discover any ...
Deacon Stan, Jesus Man
Stan, wanting to beat his rival at something, volunteers to become a replacement deacon against him after the previous deacon ...
Bullocks to Stan
Stan finds Deputy Director Bullock, his supervisor, starting a relationship with Hayley. However, he cannot risk saying or doing anything ...
A Smith in the Hand
Upon finding out that Steve's school is giving a sex education class, Stan volunteers to teach a more wholesome and ...
All About Steve
Stan discovers and is ashamed of Steve's geekiness and disowns him, but the stress of this causes damage to Stan's ...
Con Heir
After his father's death, Stan reveals to his family that the man they called Grandpa was not their grandfather. Meanwhile, ...
Stan of Arabia: Part 1
After doing a terrible job standing in for Jay Leno at Bullock's anniversary roast, Stan is reassigned to Saudi Arabia. ...
Stan of Arabia: Part 2
Stan has renounced his American citizenship to live in Saudi Arabia, though his family finds themselves in their own awkward ...
Stannie Get Your Gun
Stan and Hayley attempt to bond, but things are difficult due to Stan's obsession with guns and Hayley's stance against ...
Star Trek
A drowned Steve tells the story of how he became famous for writing a story about Roger the alien, and ...
Not Particularly Desperate Housewife
Francine pretends to be having an extra-marital affair in order to join an exclusive women's club called The Ladybugs, where ...
Rough Trade
Stan and Roger experience life in each other's shoes after Stan is arrested for a DUI and is put on ...
Finances with Wolves
Stan gets a hefty bonus at work and uses all it on himself, while Francine uses a part of the ...
It's Good to Be the Queen
Stan seeks revenge for being the focus of a prank during his high school years by showing off that he ...
Roger 'n' Me
Stan and Roger become best friends in Atlantic City, taking their friendship to a whole new, unexpected level, when Roger ...
Helping Handis
After being embarrassed by Hayley's student film about her life as a housewife, Francine decides to become a back-alley surgeon ...
With Friends Like Steve's
After Steve shows a lack of interest in Stan's job, Stan replaces him with Barry, Steve's obese friend, who is ...
Tears of a Clooney
Haunted by resentment towards George Clooney (who Francine blames for her failure to become an actress), Francine resolves to win ...
Camp Refoogee
Stan tries to get Steve to attend summer camp; the only one available that he can find, however, turns out ...
The American Dad After School Special
Stan freaks out when he discovers that Steve's new girlfriend (a Goth named Debbie) is fat, but when Hayley, Klaus, ...
Failure Is Not a Factory-Installed Option
Stan loses his confidence when a car salesman gets the best of him in a negotiation, and plots his revenge. ...
Lincoln Lover
Stan gets passed up to speak at the Republican National Convention and is desperate to speak at anything Republican. When ...
Dungeons and Wagons
After discovering Francine is looking for some excitement in their marriage, Stan gets in the driver's seat and becomes involved ...
Iced, Iced Babies
After Steve begins taking his relationship with his girlfriend to a new level, Francine develops empty nest syndrome and tries ...
Of Ice and Men
In the distant future, a human-again Klaus tells his grandson the story of how Francine reignited Stan's youthful passion for ...
Irregarding Steve
When Roger helps Steve see how stupid Stan is, they run away to New York to become successful. But Roger ...
The Best Christmas Story Never Told
With Stan's Christmas spirit at an all-time low (thanks to special interest groups trying to make the holiday season more ...
Bush Comes to Dinner
President George W. Bush comes over to the Smiths' house for dinner after Stan wins an essay-writing contest, prompting Hayley ...
American Dream Factory
Stan turns entrepreneur and opens a teddy-bear factory when he feels he is slowing down at work. But when he ...
A.T. The Abusive Terrestrial
After Roger comes to believe that he and Steve have grown apart, Roger befriends a lonely little boy who turns ...
Black Mystery Month
While researching a paper about George Washington Carver in celebration of Black History Month, Steve uncovers a conspiracy that's been ...
An Apocalypse to Remember
A misunderstanding at the CIA leads Stan to believe that the world is coming to an end, and takes his ...
Four Little Words
Stan goes to great lengths to never, ever end up in a situation ending with Francine telling him, "I told ...
When a Stan Loves a Woman
Stan feels his marriage is on shaky ground after discovering Francine's secret sex garden (Francine planted one rose bush for ...
I Can't Stan You
Stan brings some special CIA equipment home to eavesdrop on neighbors, discovering what they really think about him. To get ...
The Magnificent Steven
While on trial, Stan recounts the time he led his son and his friends on a cattle drive (with cattle ...
Joint Custody
Roger and Stan become bounty hunters after discovering that Jeff is wanted in Florida for smuggling marijuana. Meanwhile, Steve believes ...
The Vacation Goo
When Francine discovers that all of their family vacations have been virtual reality simulations created by the CIA so that ...
Meter Made
During an attempt to gain respect and be a "somebody", Stan finds himself becoming a meter maid after assaulting one, ...
Dope & Faith
When Stan realizes he has no friends, he prays to God for one -- only to find that his new ...
Big Trouble in Little Langley
When Francine's foster parents become a nuisance, Stan sets out to find Francine's biological parents, whom he loves more... until ...
Haylias
When Hayley wakes up from a nightmare involving herself being brainwashed at school as a child, she decides to move ...
The 47-Year-Old Virgin
At a poker game with Ray and Larry (guest voices Victor Raider-Wexler and Don Lake), Stan reveals that he is ...
Surro-Gate
Francine decides to be a surrogate, against Stan's wishes, for her gay neighbors Terry and Greg, but Stan kidnaps the ...
The Most Adequate Christmas Ever
Stan dies during his quest to find the perfect Christmas tree and arrives in Limbo where he learns his family's ...
Frannie 911
Francine tries to show Roger that Stan still loves him by faking his kidnapping. But when Roger acts up (and ...
Tearjerker
In this James Bond parody, Stan plays a 007-type secret agent sent to stop the diabolical Tearjerker (played by Roger) ...
Oedipal Panties
Feeling threatened by Stan's mother, to whom Stan is once again giving support with her failing relationships, Francine seeks to ...
Widowmaker
Francine pushes Stan to open up to her emotionally but, after a few psychiatrist sessions with Roger, he is more ...
Red October Sky
Stan is assigned to track down a former KGB agent, eventually discovering that the man is his new next-door neighbor ...
Office Spaceman
When the CIA initiates an Alien Task Force, a peculiar twist of fate puts Roger in charge of the task ...
Stanny Slickers II: The Legend of Ollie's Gold
After officially dying and coming back to life, Stan decides to leave a legacy on the world and begins to ...
Spring Breakup
Stan has a spring break-induced mid-life crisis. With Francine away visiting her parents, Roger (as "Scotch Bingington") invites Spring Breakers ...
1600 Candles
Roger becomes excited when he turns 1600, and he spies on his family as they prepare to throw a birthday ...
The One That Got Away
The Smith family schedule an intervention to tackle down Roger's rampant alcoholism. When Roger arrives drunk at the house, they ...
One Little Word
Stan becomes envious that he does not get any special treatment after seeing a coworker dine with his boss, Avery ...
Choosy Wives Choose Smith
Stan announces to Francine that he has become a registered pilot, much to her dismay. Francine reveals to Stan that ...
Escape from Pearl Bailey
Steve gets back together with his ex-girlfriend Debbie, much to the jealousy of his friends. His rival, Lisa Silver, organizes ...
Pulling Double Booty
Hayley goes on a rampage shortly after Jeff breaks up with her. Francine and Stan try to help their daughter ...
Phantom of the Telethon
Stan learns that the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) can no longer afford torture devices as the Democrats are shifting money ...
Chimdale
When Steve suffers indignities in school because of his scoliosis (and the corrective brace he has to wear for six ...
Stan Time
Feeling exhausted all the time, Stan begins taking pills that allow him to stay up all night and feel like ...
Family Affair
Roger has been making excuses about prior commitments, prompting the Smiths to realize that he has been "cheating" on them ...
Live and Let Fry
When Langley Falls implements a ban on trans fats, Stan finds himself legally separated from his favorite foods. He sets ...
Roy Rogers McFreely
Roger is mad at Stan, so he wrests control of the Langley Falls Homeowners Association from him, then abuses his ...
Jack's Back
Steve signs Stan up for a father-son bike tournament, but the plan veers off-track when Stan admits that his father ...
Bar Mitzvah Hustle
Steve and the gang sabotage a stuck-up kid's bar mitzvah, after he hits on Steve's girlfriend, Debbie. But when Snot ...
Wife Insurance
When Stan gets kidnapped in Colombia, Francine fears he is gone for good. Stan finally reappears unharmed, but the real ...
Delorean Story-an
Stan is excited about finally building his dream car: a DeLorean. Francine encourages him to include Steve, so the two ...
Every Which Way But Lose
Steve joins a junior football team to make Stan proud. However, when a hyper-competitive Stan assumes the position of head ...
Weiner of Our Discontent
Stan has had enough of Roger's antics! When he calls Roger out, Roger claims he has been sent to Earth ...
Daddy Queerest
Neighbors Terry and Greg are nervous when Terry's father, football great Tank Bates, announces that he will be coming to ...
Stan's Night Out
Stan leaves Francine at home to go out with the boys, but guys' night out goes from wild to reckless ...
In Country...Club
Stan teaches Steve that the only way he can truly appreciate the national anthem is by participating in a war ...
Moon Over Isla Island
In order to get a promotion at work, Stan has to convince the dictator of Isla Island to sign a ...
Home Adrone
Steve is left home alone when the family takes a trip to look at a potential college for Hayley. When ...
Brains, Brains and Automobiles
Stan tries to sabotage Francine's plans to make Roger self-sufficient so Francine will not leave Stan for being boring. Meanwhile, ...
Man in the Moonbounce
Steve must become the "man of the house" when Stan relives his childhood after an emotional breakdown on a moonbounce ...
Shallow Vows
When Stan lets it slip that he only married Francine for her looks days before they renew their wedding vows, ...
My Morning Straitjacket
Stan becomes obsessed with Hayley's favorite band, My Morning Jacket after trying to ban her from listening to their music. ...
G-String Circus
Stan opens up a dry-cleaning shop with 20-year-old strippers as the workers to prove Hayley should take his advice, but ...
Rapture's Delight
Stan is upset when he cannot find his family a good seat for a Christmas Day church service, but that ...
Don't Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth
When Stan gets told by Francine to get rid of his gas-guzzling SUV, he switch bodies with a horse to ...
A Jones for a Smith
Stan gives Francine a hard time when she is sentenced to work in a soup kitchen following a drunk driving ...
May the Best Stan Win
For Valentine's Day, Stan gives Francine "love coupons," but refuses to honor them, prompting a cyborg version of Stan from ...
The Return of the Bling
Roger reveals that he played on the gold-medal-winning Miracle on Ice 1980 U.S. Olympic hockey team as a steroid-abuser. Stan ...
Cops and Roger
Roger joins the police force after he and Francine are mugged, but he turns into a dirty cop, and Hayley ...
Merlot Down Dirty Shame
Roger winds up kissing Francine when the two go wine-tasting, leading Francine having to tell Stan so it's not bad ...
Bully for Steve
Stan bullies Steve to try to toughen him up while Roger studies crime scene photography. ...
An Incident at Owl Creek
In preparation for a neighborhood party, Stan tells his family to get in shape, but an accident in the pool ...
Great Space Roaster
It is Roger's birthday, and he begs to be roasted, but Roger takes the cruel jokes to heart and goes ...
100 A.D. (Part 1)
Jeff continues to try to get Hayley back until Stan and Francine confront him and tell him to leave her ...
Son of Stan (Part 2)
Following Hayley's wedding, Francine and Stan have a clash over how to raise Steve. Francine wishes to be more lenient, ...
Best Little Horror House in Langley Falls
After years of hosting the scariest haunted house in the neighborhood, Stan finds himself outdone by a former design and ...
Stan's Food Restaurant
Roger offers to help Stan live out his dream of opening a restaurant until their difference in vision for what ...
White Rice
After a fight between Stan and Francine breaks out, Stan suggests they go and see a counselor named Sal (Jason ...
There Will Be Bad Blood
The Smiths prepare for the arrival of Stan's half-brother, Rusty's (Lou Diamond Phillips) family for Thanksgiving. However, it gets subdued ...
The People vs. Martin Sugar
Stan Smith anxiously awaits his annual jury summons. But when Roger is the defendant in the trial where Stan is ...
For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls
Stan gives Steve a gun for Christmas, even though Francine warns him that Steve is too young. After Steve accidentally ...
Fart-Break Hotel
After Roger releases lethal gas into the Smith residence thanks to Francine feeding him okra, the family moves into a ...
Stanny Boy and Frantastic
Finding that they have no friends that like the both of them, Stan and Francine steal tickets to a show ...
A Piñata Named Desire
Roger asks Stan to attend an acting class, but tempers flare when they audition for the same role, which Hayley ...
You Debt Your Life
Roger moves out of the house after realizing that Stan only kept him as part of a "life debt" deal, ...
I Am the Walrus
Steve challenges Stan for dominance, with Stan winning as he does the one thing Steve will never have. Meanwhile, Jeff ...
School Lies
Stan arranges a plan to get a raise through a favor of U.S Senator Buckingham (Burt Reynolds). The first part ...
License to Till
Roger and Klaus make a bet about whether Roger can make Steve cool--which is Steve's own wish. While he dreams ...
Jenny Fromdabloc
Steve tries to cheer up Snot after Hayley rejects him -- so he convinces Roger to dress up in his ...
Home Wrecker
Stan and Francine divide the house after arguing over how it should be decorated. Meanwhile, Principal Lewis accidentally discovers that ...
Flirting with Disaster
Francine begins working at the CIA office with Stan, which makes Stan uncomfortable. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger build birdhouses for ...
Gorillas in the Mist
Steve and Stan begin acting more like friends than father and son, which turns to disaster when Steve ends up ...
Hot Water
Cee-Lo Green narrates this twisted tale of Stan buying a hot tub to relieve his daily stress, only to get ...
Hurricane!
Stan tries to protect his family from a hurricane that's hitting Langley Falls, but every increasingly poor decision Stan makes ...
A Ward Show
Roger becomes Steve's legal guardian, but gets overzealous in the parenting department with one part of it getting Principal Lewis ...
The Worst Stan
When Stan realizes that he might never fulfill his dream of becoming a best man, he convinces his last single ...
Virtual In-Stanity
After discovering that he has never been there for Steve while growing up, Stan decides to use the CIA's avatar ...
The Scarlett Getter
When Stan runs into his former crush from CIA boot camp, his affection for her resurfaces, which drives Francine into ...
Season's Beatings
In this year's Christmas episode, Stan finds himself excommunicated from Christianity after news hits that he beat up Jesus (or ...
The Unbrave One
After being branded a coward by Stan for not helping him during a movie theater fight, Steve takes Roger's advice ...
Stanny Tendergrass
Stan puts Steve to work at the Harvercamp country club as a groundskeeper to show him the true meaning of ...
Wheels & the Legman and the Case of Grandpa's Key
Stan joins Roger and Steve's fictional detective agency, but he ruins the fun by being extremely incompetent at his "job". ...
Old Stan in the Mountain
While waiting in line behind an old man to get hiking equipment for a trip with Steve and Hayley up ...
The Wrestler
When Barry threatens Stan's old high school wrestling record, Stan enlists Roger to beat Barry and defend his small claim ...
Dr. Klaustus
Roger acts as the Smiths' family therapist Dr. Penguin (first seen on "Man on the Moonbounce" as a prison therapist), ...
Stan's Best Friend
Despite Stan's objections, Francine buys Steve the dog he has always wanted (despite that the family has already adopted two ...
Less Money, Mo' Problems
After losing patience with Hayley and Jeff for their freeloading ways, Stan bets the young couple that he and Francine ...
The Kidney Stays in the Picture
When Hayley is put in the hospital for kidney failure (caused when Francine's old college friend comes to town and ...
Ricky Spanish
While going through his costumes in the closet, Roger finds the costume of the worst persona he's ever done: Ricky ...
Toy Whorey
Tired of his son acting childish by playing with toys and using his imagination, Stan takes Steve to Mexico to ...
Love, AD Style
Roger develops a crush on Hayley after he recruits her as the main entertainer in his new crooner's bar, and ...
Killer Vacation
The Smith family's tropical vacation turns out to be anything but relaxing when Stan is assigned a mission to kill ...
Can I Be Frank with You
Francine fears that she and Stan are growing apart because he spends so much time hanging out with his buddies ...
American Stepdad
Stan invites his mother to come live with the family after Stan’s stepfather, Hercules, dies, and tensions rise when Roger ...
Why Can't We Be Friends?
Stan decides that Snot is not cool enough to be Steve's friend, so he attempts to separate them by staging ...
Adventures in Hayleysitting
To prove she's responsible, Hayley offers to babysit Steve after the regular babysitter ends up in the hospital with a ...
National Treasure 4: Baby Franny: She's Doing Well: The Hole Story
When Greg and Terry's new talk show does a story on the 35th anniversary of the rescue of "Baby Franny," ...
Finger Lenting Good
Francine encourages the family to give up their various vices for Lent (Stan's yelling, Steve's crying, Hayley's junk food snacking, ...
The Adventures of Twill Ongenbone and His Boy Jabari
Francine tries to teach Roger the value of hard work after his character "Twill Ongenbone" fakes a degree in archaeology. ...
Blood Crieth Unto Heaven
In this parody of the Pulitzer Prize-winning stage play August: Osage County, Francine throws a birthday party for Stan, which ...
Max Jets
A waitress gets her claws on Roger's philanthropic character Max Jets, who's just gotten out of prison and is helping ...
Naked to the Limit, One More Time
Roger tries to convince Jeff that he's his imaginary friend so Roger can go naked in the house, but when ...
For Black Eyes Only
In this follow-up to season four's James Bond parody "Tearjerker," Sexpun T'Come (Francine) is shot and killed by Black Villain ...
Spelling Bee My Baby
Francine trains Steve for the school's spelling bee in order to give her son an edge over the other kids ...
The Missing Kink
Francine wants Stan to be more sexually adventurous, but, after a lavish musical number by Roger, Stan becomes a sex ...
The Boring Identity
After the CIA discovers that Osama bin Laden is still alive and working at Doug and Buster's (a Dave and ...
The Full Cognitive Redaction of Avery Bullock by the Coward Stan Smith
CIA Internal Affairs tells Stan that Deputy Director Bullock is showing early signs of dementia and must have his memory ...
Lost in Space
Months after the events on "Naked to the Limit, One More Time," Jeff—still on a spaceship owned by Roger's race ...
Da Flippity Flop
Klaus finds his human body and begs Stan to return him into it, but when the body turns out to ...
Steve & Snot's Test-Tubular Adventure
After failing to get dates for the high school prom, Steve and Snot try using the CIA's cloning machine to ...
Poltergasm
In a spoof of the movie Poltergeist, the Smith home is haunted by Francine's unsatisfied sexual drive every time she ...
Buck, Wild
In order to prove his manhood, Steve accompanies Stan and his CIA buddies on their hunting trip, while Roger and ...
Crotchwalkers
Just to show Steve she is still a "cool" mom, Francine teaches him various shoplifting techniques at the local mall ...
Kung Pao Turkey
Stan's plans for watching football on Thanksgiving in his underwear are ruined by Francine inviting her adoptive parents over for ...
Independent Movie
Steve and his friends embark on an epic cross-country road trip to the funeral of Snot's father so that Snot ...
Faking Bad
In this parody of Breaking Bad, Hayley tries to fit in with her old high school friends and discovers Steve's ...
Minstrel Krampus
A notorious Christmas demon known as Minstrel Krampus kidnaps a bratty Steve, so Stan and Roger must travel to the ...
Vision: Impossible
A car accident gives Roger the power to foresee the future, causing the Smiths to pester him with questions of ...
Familyland
At Francine's insistence, the Smiths go on vacation at a Disneyland-esque theme park called Familyland. Unfortunately, the visit turns disastrous ...
Cock of the Sleepwalk
After Stan completes his 100th kill, he accidentally releases a benevolent persona of himself while sleeping, and this new incarnation ...
Introducing the Naughty Stewardesses
In a parody of Face/Off, Roger switches faces with Steve to help him win over the hot girl at school, ...
I Ain't No Holodeck Boy
Against Francine's wishes, Stan takes Steve and his friends into the woods for some outdoor playtime, where they wind up ...
Stan Goes on the Pill
Unable to listen to Francine's constant chatting, Stan takes an experimental estrogen pill which allows him to be able to ...
Honey, I'm Homeland
Stan infiltrates an Occupy Wall Street protest and ends up being kidnapped and brainwashed. Meanwhile, Roger buys thousands of candles ...
She Swill Survive
Stan fears that Hayley has no life skills, so he forces her to take a job as a bartender in ...
Rubberneckers
In this partial musical episode, Stan's newfound talent of checking out women on the sly leads to an auto accident, ...
Permanent Record Wrecker
CIA budget cuts leave Stan out in the cold, and since his company work record is classified, his only employment ...
News Glance with Genevieve Vavance
Hayley starts an internship at a local news station under Genevieve Vavance, a Nancy Grace-type reporter who turns out to ...
The Longest Distance Relationship
Hayley is still heartbroken and trying to get over Jeff's abduction, and meets a millionaire named Matt, who helps her ...
Roger Passes the Bar
When the stress of running an attic bar gives Roger a heart attack, he decides to sell it, but the ...
A Boy Named Michael
Roger moves in with Greg and Terry as their adopted Russian son "Michael" after growing tired of the Smiths not ...
Blagsnarst, a Love Story
A furry pink female alien (Kim Kardashian) is discovered in the woods by Francine and Roger, who begins a relationship ...
Blonde Ambition
Hayley goes blonde so she can be taken more seriously in her activist endeavors. Meanwhile, Stan and Steve's search for ...
CIAPOW
Stan sets out to prove that man is better than machine when a military drone takes his job and he ...
Scents and Sensei-bility
Snot and Steve enroll in a karate class after getting fed up of being bullied, but when Snot later gets ...
Big Stan on Campus
When the CIA lets Stan go due to budget cuts, Stan takes a job as a college security guard at ...
Now and Gwen
Hayley suspects that Gwen, Francine's sister, is up to no good when she comes to town. Meanwhile, Roger tries to ...
Dreaming of a White Porsche Christmas
In a parody of It's a Wonderful Life, Stan wishes to have Principal Lewis' swinging bachelor life, but soon regrets ...
LGBSteve
Steve has a gender identity crisis when Hayley convinces him to join an all-girls roller derby team with her and ...
Morning Mimosa
Steve becomes a star chef after Francine refuses to cook for him and demonstrates his skills on a morning talk ...
My Affair Lady
Hayley considers having an affair with a married man when she gets a new job from the help of Roger, ...
A Star Is Reborn
Stan and Francine win a trip to Los Angeles, and Stan, disappointed that Hollywood isn't as glamorous as it used ...
Manhattan Magical Murder Mystery Tour
The Smiths head to the Big Apple when Francine is nominated for an award for her housewife novella. Meanwhile, Stan ...
The Shrink
After witnessing a newlywed couple die in a taxi cab crash, Stan sees the CIA's psychologist over his survival guilt ...
Holy Shit, Jeff's Back!
Jeff makes his return from space after being abducted, but Hayley and Roger suspect that Jeff isn't who he seems ...
American Fung
In this episode that has been bought by a Chinese billionaire (and has been re-edited to reflect this), Stan has ...
Seizures Suit Stanny
Stan's lie about having a seizure, (when he was really texting and driving), takes a turn for the worse when ...
Roots
Stan is in favor of a new football stadium being built in Langley Falls, until he learns its construction will ...
The Life Aquatic with Steve Smith
Steve joins the water polo team, and finds that the only way he can become a star player is if ...
Hayley Smith, Seal Team Six
In an effort to bring back a long-lost sense of joy and innocence, Roger's persona Dr. Penguin hypnotizes Hayley into ...
N.S.A. (No Snoops Allowed)
Steve goes to work with Stan to help him troubleshoot his computer -- and ends up entangled with the NSA ...
Stan Smith as Keanu Reeves as Stanny Utah in Point Breakers
Stan finds himself stressed out on his day-off from work, due to Steve's new friendship with a murderous derelict, Hayley ...
Kiss Kiss Cam Cam
Stan begins to question his marriage with Francine when they have a terrible "Kiss Cam" experience. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger ...
The Devil Wears a Lapel Pin
When Stan is chosen to put together the annual CIA pin-up calendar, he attempts to find an assistant. However, when ...
Stan-Dan Deliver
Steve is sentenced to attend a class for delinquents and ghetto teenagers after Roger eats the chocolates Steve was supposed ...
Anchorfran
Greg has been depressed over Terry leaving him to go on tour with the band 311, so Francine attempts to ...
The Two Hundred
A tattooed Stan, along with Roger and Greg, set out to find the other Smiths when an unidentified entity known ...
The Unincludeds
Steve and Snot set out to throw a party for the unpopular students, but when the party they throw changes ...
The Dentist's Wife
Roger finds himself in an identity crisis after he becomes interested in a local dentist's wife named Meredith Fields. Meanwhile, ...
Widow's Pique
When one of Stan's co-workers dies on assignment, Francine prepares herself for the possibility of becoming a widow should Stan ...
The Nova Centauris-burgh Board of Tourism Presents: American Dad
When Francine becomes upset that she can't do anything she wants to, she joins Steve in his live-action role playing ...
Daesong Heavy Industries
Part one of two. Stan's faith in God is shattered when he tries to teach Steve the Bible and Steve ...
Daesong Heavy Industries II: Return to Innocence
Conclusion. The Smiths (and Jeff, but not Klaus, who was thrown off the boat at the end of the previous ...
Criss-Cross Applesauce: The Ballad of Billy Jesusworth
When Stan wants to play a game of basketball with Roger, he ends up being rejected by him for being ...
Mine Struggle
A power washer accident uncovers a salt deposit in the backyard, but while Stan and the rest of the family ...
Garfield and Friends
When Stan drags Hayley to James A. Garfield's former house for a tour in celebration for Presidents' Day, Stan decides ...
Gifted Me Liberty
Stan is forced to solve the mystery of who didn't bring a gift to the CIA's annual "Evil Santa" gift ...
Next of Pin
Stan sets out to find an activity that he can share with Steve, but gets left out when Steve shows ...
Standard Deviation
Stan must defeat Deputy Director Bullock in a DJ battle in order to get out of a suicide mission. Meanwhile, ...
Father's Daze
After realizing his family forgot Father's Day, Stan confronts them, leading them to decide to celebrate it the next day. ...
Fight and Flight
When Steve fails his history midterm, he asks Stan for help with his extra credit project, but Stan's helpfulness begins ...
The Enlightenment of Ragi-Baba
Roger falls into a depression after his supermodel/party girl persona gets dropped by her agent on her 28th birthday, so ...
Portrait of Francine's Genitals
When Stan discovers that an abstract painting of Francine's genitalia is displayed in a public museum, he enlists Roger to ...
Bahama Mama
Stan is rattled about becoming a grandfather after Hayley and Jeff announce they want to have a baby, so he ...
Roger's Baby
After Roger reveals that Hayley and Jeff can't have children because the only human body part Jeff has left is ...
Ninety North, Zero West
The Smiths must rescue Steve after he is kidnapped and taken to the North Pole. There, Santa Claus is using ...
Whole Slotta Love
Francine becomes less attracted to Stan when he gets involved with slot car racing. Things get worse when Francine thinks ...
The Witches of Langley
Steve discovers a book of magic spells at a curio shop Roger owns, and he and his friends become Pearl ...
A Nice Night for a Drive
After the veterinarian reveals that Klaus has a life-threatening illness that can only be cured through surgery (which Stan can't ...
Casino Normale
Francine steals a thumb drive from the CIA and pretends to be a super villain to incite Stan to be ...
Bazooka Steve
Steve becomes the town pariah after he convinces Johnny Concussion, the star quarterback of the Bazooka Sharks arena football team, ...
Camp Campawanda
Steve is upset when Snot threatens their summer camp fun by becoming a counselor-in-training. Meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff become suspicious ...
Julia Rogerts
Stan and Roger set out to recreate a rare wine Francine had stashed away and that Stan drank during a ...
The Life and Times of Stan Smith
Stan becomes addicted to reliving his youth through near-death experiences after Roger uses his electric powers to shock him into ...
The Bitchin' Race
The Smiths compete on the reality show The Bitchin' Race, but after Stan and Hayley ditch the less-motivated Steve and ...
Family Plan
After attending Dr. Kalgary's wedding, Francine reconnects with her birth family (the same ones from "Big Trouble in Little Langley" ...
The Long Bomb
In this send up of the original Die Hard movie, Stan and Hayley (who haven't been bonding lately) spend the ...
Kloger
Roger and Klaus start having a secret affair after they accidentally end up on an online date together. Meanwhile, Steve ...
Garbage Stan
Stan and Steve open up their own father-son garbage business after Stan inherits his father's old truck. Meanwhile, Roger finds ...
The Talented Mr. Dingleberry
Roger poses as a ventriloquist dummy to help Steve win the school talent show, and begins killing the competition. Meanwhile, ...
West to Mexico
In this Western-based story, Stan becomes a wanted man running from Roger the bounty hunter, and ends up in a ...
Santa, Schmanta
In this loose sequel to "Ninety North, Zero West," Roger (upset that no one in the family will pay attention ...
Paranoid Frandroid
Francine becomes hooked on conspiracy theories after discovering that her favorite morning show, Morning Mimosa, is an elaborate CIA ploy ...
The Census of the Lambs
After Stan is chosen to be an enumerator for the Census, he ends up competing with Hayley over who can ...
Shell Game
Steve and Roger stumble upon a secret society of rare bird egg hoarders. Meanwhile, Francine shakes up dinner when she ...
The Mural of the Story
Stan tries to renovate Langley Falls' historical mural, but when he does an amateur job on it, he lets his ...
(You Gotta) Strike for Your Right
When Hayley (who has a job as a sandwich delivery girl) notices the bad working conditions at the CIA, she ...
Klaustastrophe.tv
Klaus sets up a video website, chronicling the epic fails of the Smith family. Meanwhile, Stan once again has to ...
Death by Dinner Party
Francine's dinner party turns into a murder mystery when news hits of a man who kills people during dinner parties ...
The Never-Ending Stories
In need of an outlet for his boring stories, Stan takes over as teacher for a fresh-faced batch of CIA ...
Railroaded
When the mayor of Langley Falls rejects Stan's suggestion for a bullet train, Stan runs for mayor himself...and Roger ends ...
My Purity Ball and Chain
Francine orders Stan to give Steve the sex talk, but Stan (who, despite being able to give Steve the sex ...
OreTron Trail
When Steve introduces Roger to the original Macintosh version of the computer game The Oregon Trail, Roger freaks out over ...
Mean Francine
When Francine is chosen to be Pearl Bailey High's newest guidance counselor (after the old one fell in love with ...
One-Woman Swole
Sick of being made fun of for quitting all the hobbies she set out to do, Francine takes up bodybuilding ...
Flavortown
Stan pushes Jeff (who is worried that he has no identity outside of being a lazy, pot-smoking hippie) into becoming ...
Persona Assistant
In the 250th episode, Stan takes over for Roger's personas when Roger is laid up with a brain tumor, and ...
The Legend of Old Ulysses
The Smiths go on a lake trip, where Stan and Steve square off against Snot and his new stepfather, Tuttle. ...
Twinanigans
While watching online videos, Steve, Roger, and Klaus stumble upon an old commercial for Pizza Overlord featuring Steve (with Roger ...
Top of the Steve
Steve and Roger run away from home and end up enrolled in an all-girls' school, where Steve's life begins to ...
Funnyish Games
Stan creates a home security system after a neighborhood break-in has Francine nervous. Meanwhile, Steve takes a college course and ...
Fleabiscuit
Jeff gets into dog-racing and leaves Hayley out in the cold...until she begins training Roger as a race dog. Meanwhile, ...
The Future Is Borax
Stan and Francine go to a lovers' retreat after Barry (Steve's fat friend) sees their passive-aggressive sniping as a sign ...
Fantasy Baseball
Steve joins the town's baseball team as an umpire, and his antics lead to Steve being hired to change baseball ...
I Am the Jeans: The Gina Lavetti Story
Francine tries to be a better friend to Gina Lavetti, one of Roger's personas, when Lavetti begins making and marketing ...
Stan & Francine & Connie & Ted
Steve introduces Stan and Francine to Barry's parents, and soon regrets it when he discovers that Barry's parents are swingers ...
Rabbit Ears
On Big Trash Eve, Stan brings home an old television that airs a Playboy After Dark-esque talk show with a ...
Jeff and the Dank Ass Weed Factory
In this stoner parody of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Jeff wins the chance to tour Tommie Tokes' (voiced by ...
Lost Boys
Roger breaks up Steve's friendship with Snot, Barry, and Toshi after Steve refuses to be Roger's squash partner. Meanwhile, Hayley, ...
Shark?!
Stan has Roger pretend to be a shark in order to make Steve overcome his fear of the ocean, turning ...
The Long March
Scared at the prospect of her life becoming a grind after getting a promotion at Sub Hub, Hayley quits her ...
The Hall Monitor and the Lunch Lady
When Klaus gets fired from his job serving lunch at Pearl Bailey High, Steve works with Detective Turlington and goes ...
Wild Women Do
Stan recruits Jeff to take Francine out on the town and keep her from going wild. Meanwhile, Klaus abducts Steve ...
An Irish Goodbye
While Stan, Jeff, Roger, and Rogu pretend to be frontiersmen, Hayley discovers that Francine deals with Stan's childish ways by ...
Stompe Le Monde
When his uncle dies and leaves him with a large inheritance, Stan uses the money to buy the rights to ...
Mom Sauce
Snot's mom gets rich selling homemade dipping sauce, which doesn't sit well with Steve when he finds out that Snot's ...
Hamerican Dad!
Stan reluctantly lets Roger into his ham club -- and Roger ends up winning over the other members. Meanwhile, Francine ...
Demolition Daddy
Thanks to Roger, Snot discovers that his long-deceased father was a demolition derby driver. Meanwhile, Hayley teaches Steve how to ...
Pride Before the Fail
Roger tries to force Hayley into graduating from community college so he can move into her room. Meanwhile, Klaus repairs ...
Enter Stanman
Roger helps Stan enter Francine's dream after Stan worries about her. ...
No Weddings and a Funeral
Klaus gets thrown out of the house, then reunites with the family 15 years later. ...
Eight Fires
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The Hand That Rocks the Rogu
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Downtown
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Cheek to Cheek: A Stripper’s Story
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